im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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