dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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