she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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