I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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