I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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