After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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