At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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