New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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