I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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