He disabled his match.com account in front of me
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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