My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
