Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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