Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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