i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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