But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Randomize
