Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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