isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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