it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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