you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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