Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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