Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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