your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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