I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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