windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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