You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I think I am morally bankrupt
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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