Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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