I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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