Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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