you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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