I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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