if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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