you guys were way drunker than both of me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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