plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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