White coat. Heels.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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