I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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