They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I need to calm my uterus...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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