Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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