i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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