Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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