I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
whose parrot is this?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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