Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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