So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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