you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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