Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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