I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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