oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
this hospital has no fireball
Come back. Shots need mouths.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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