How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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