So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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