I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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