I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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