No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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