your room smells of hookers.
And success
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
