What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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