all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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