is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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