her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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